🐱 Solana Has Its CryptoKitties Moment (Because Blockchains Are Hard)

CryptoKitties is one of the (many) reasons I’m not independently wealthy — when their introduction in 2017 rendered the Ethereum blockchain unusable, I sold my ETH. 

I had bought ETH because “world computer” is a great elevator pitch, but what’s the point of a computer that can’t process a single game’s worth of cat jpegs?

My takeaway from the CryptoKitties episode was that making a world computer with shareable state (aka, a decentralized blockchain) was simply too hard.

This caused me to write off Ethereum and stop paying attention to the rest of non-bitcoin crypto — right up until Blockworks convinced me to pay attention again (by giving me this newsletter job in 2021).

In the interim, ETH went from a post-CryptoKitties low of $90 to a me-paying-attention-again-high of $4,500.

Ouch.

I like to tell myself I wasn’t totally wrong to sell, however.

When I re-engaged with crypto in 2021, it often cost hundreds of dollars to transact on Ethereum, which made it seem no more usable to me than it was when I gave up on it in 2017.

Another three years on and Ethereum is still not a particularly usable blockchain — although that is now by choice.

Instead of responding to the CryptoKitties debacle by making Ethereum more user-friendly, the community chose to move most users off-chain (to layer-2s) and develop the mainchain seemingly in service of the ultrasound money meme (by keeping fees high).

That strategic decision (which I’ve admittedly oversimplified here) opened the door for the biggest winner of the current cycle: Solana.

Solana is everything that Ethereum is not — cheap, fast and user friendly — and that has made it the blockchain of the moment in this memecoin era we’re currently living through.

This past week, however, we’ve learned that fast and cheap can be just as user-unfriendly as slow and expensive. 

The reasons why Solana has suddenly gotten so unfriendly for users are a little technical for my non-technical brain (see here ($), here and here for accessible explainers).

But here’s my non-technical explainer: Solana is having its CryptoKitties moment.

And here’s my non-technical takeaway: This is probably for the best!

Crypto’s Moonshot

At first glance, Solana’s sudden unusability is a little disappointing. It’s been seven years since CryptoKitties took down Ethereum and we still haven’t figured out how to make decentralized blockchains usable.

On second glance, it may seem even more disappointing. It’s been seven years since CryptoKitties and the primary alternative to Ethereum is being taken down by something even sillier than cat jpegs.  

In addition to the ongoing frenzy for memecoins, the proximate cause of Solana’s current unusability is ORE, a bitcoin-inspired “digital currency” that runs on Solana.

If running a proof-of-work bitcoin clone on proof-of-stake Solana sounds even less useful than CryptoKitties to you, I recommend trying it — you’ll enjoy seeing just how right you are.

When you download and run the Ore software, it shows you all the hashes it’s guessing on your behalf in real time — long, incomprehensible chains of numbers and letters flashing by like a ticker tape on speed.

It felt a little Clockwork Orange to me and I turned it off after about two minutes (without having mined a single ORE token) — so it’s not my fault Solana has been rendered unusable.

It’s not really ORE’s fault, either, though — crypto is permissionless, so anything that can be done will (eventually) be done. 

Should be done, even.  

You might prefer that Solana be taken down by DePIN or something more obviously useful than ORE and memecoins.

But this might work out for the best. 

Unlike the Ethereum community, which took CryptoKitties as evidence that frivolous things don’t belong on the serious business of layer-1 blockchains, the Solana community appears to be embracing the spam. 

Instead of introducing Ethereum-style MEV (aka, frontrunning), raising transaction fees or moving users to layer-2s, Solana is doubling down on cheaper, faster and friendlier.

This is the hard way to create a shared state (aka, a decentralized blockchain) — and even if successful it’s not obvious that it will lead to anything more useful than proof-of-stake Bitcoin and ever-more memecoins.

But landing a man on the Moon was hard, too — and at the outset, that was the only reason to do it.

There was no immediate benefit to the Apollo Moon missions, but they unexpectedly created breakthroughs in technology that led to the semiconductor industry, produced the iconic “Earthrise” photo that galvanized the environmental movement, and inspired an all-time great film starring Tom Hanks and Kevin Bacon.

None of those valuable outcomes were any more predictable at the outset than crypto’s ultimate outcomes are now.

It may be a similarly long road — Solana’s current troubles are the latest evidence that making a blockchain fast, cheap and decentralized is hard.

But that’s exactly why it’s worth doing.

― Byron Gilliam

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